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A library of weird ideas — fictional and satirical cultural products, pamphlets, promotional ephemera, and interactive storefronts. Some are free to download and print; others are live, clickable views you can play with. Each item is branded with inkegg.io.

Walkthrough 2026

FARNAM

A house you can walk through, built out of nothing but geometry.

A first-person walkthrough of one house, rendered in real 3D by about a thousand lines of hand-written WebGL — no engine, no libraries, no build step. Every wall is a solid with real thickness, every window and doorway is an actual hole cut through both faces with reveals you can see into, and the roof is a real sloping surface. There is no furniture: this is the shell, and only the shell. The plan is measured off the property's own floor plans and the massing off its photographs, down to the canted bay over the kitchen sink and the purple front doors. The ground falls away eight feet to the rear, which is why the lower level walks out under a two-tier deck on posts.

  • Format: One self-contained HTML file — no libraries, no build, no server
  • Renderer: hand-rolled WebGL, ~4,300 triangles, two draw calls, flat-shaded
  • Nothing is textured or billboarded — if you can see it, it is modelled
  • Four levels: walkout basement, main floor, second floor, and the sloping lot
  • Measured from the listing's floor plans; three drawings, three different scales
  • Mouse-look and WASD on desktop; drag-to-look and a thumbstick on phones
Language 2026

MONOGLOT

A language with one speaker. It coins a word the first time you need one.

Write English and MONOGLOT renders it into a language that has never had a speaker: real endings, hand-made function words, no articles, and a root that stays visible under every inflection. Words are coined by arithmetic on their spelling, so the same English always gives the same word on any device — but nothing enters your lexicon until you press SAY IT. Reverse the direction and you can only read what you have already said. The second screen is a glossary that defines the work in dictionary form, and will speak itself in the language if you let it.

  • Format: One self-contained HTML file — no libraries, no build, no server
  • Engine: 16 endings, one prefix, ~130 closed-class words, all deterministic
  • Reads aloud through a Romance speech voice; the phonology was cut to fit
  • Your lexicon is the only part that is yours
Instrument 2026

NACRE

A shell grown from your absences. The only thing it measures is how long you were gone.

Every time you come back, NACRE lays down one chamber, sized and coloured and tuned by how long the gap since your last visit was. Short returns make small bright chambers; long ones make vast slow gold. The coil that results is an anatomy of your attendance and nothing else — no account, no network, no other input. A second screen holds the specification, written by the thing that built it.

  • Format: One self-contained HTML file — no libraries, no build, no server
  • Storage: Entirely local to the browser; SEVER is the only delete
  • Sound: WebAudio, 880 Hz at one minute down to 55 Hz at one year
  • Grows fastest when neglected
Advertisement 2026

Hegseth's Super-Duper Totally Hetero Man Juice

This ain't juice. This is America in a can.

A fictional performance beverage marketed with maximum, unironic patriotism. This is the interactive storefront — configure your case, pick a flavor, take the Patriot Pledge, and place a (completely make-believe) pre-order. Not for liberals.

  • Format: Interactive web storefront
  • Product: 16 fl oz can of pure dominance
  • Now with 1776% more freedom*
Apparel 2025

INKEGG Apparel — The Official T-Shirt

One design. Infinitely personalized grievances.

A made-to-order T-shirt store built around a single, deeply specific slogan you fill in yourself. Choose your estranged relative, the sum you wasted, and what you wasted it on, then watch the shirt update live. Pick a color, pick your ink, pretend to check out.

  • Format: Interactive apparel storefront
  • Product: Heavyweight 6 oz cotton tee
  • Live shirt-text customizer